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Spent cartridge casings excitedly jumped

  • Spent cartridge casings excitedly jumped from the smoking port of the rapidly-heating M134. In a space of milliseconds, the four-door sedan was reduced to a chewed-up scrap heap.
  • It was a good thing it was a four door not a two door or it would have been a coup and if it was a coup the chickens would all be dead, shot to hell and back for no reason. Justice
  • demanded an eye for an eye and a giblet for a giblet. My rhodopsin was breaking down so I had to make a quick gettaway into the darkness of the coupe since the overhead light was
  • bad for my avian night vision. I scratched away the litter exposing the hole I'd pecked in the wall and ruffled my plumage squeezing through. The flock of conspirators was waiting
  • . We budgies had to stick together. I was concerned that Guido might be a stool pigeon. I caught him whispering to his reflection. Somewhere there was a cat with his name on it.
  • You had to stay hard to be on "the inside." A stupid bird like me never had a chance. I was a hatchling of the system. Raised in an incubator and cage my entire life. But Guido
  • and Gonzo had tried their best to help me fit in with the rest of the Muppets. Hopeless endeavor. I searched for another home, and I found a rundown shack in Sesame Street. 'Big Bi
  • rd's Big Brothel" for plus-size women. The other muppets and I whore up a good time, get drunk & steal a bus, then mow down some school children on a field trip. Hahah, good times.
  • Oh yeah, nothin' like alcohol and plus-sized women to get a muppet going. Elmo was upset, however, about mowing down the children, thinking he prolly should have watned them, but
  • o well. BigBird was driving the getaway van, filled w/the usual suspects, Ernie, Bert, Elmo,&Scooter. W/the blood from unsuspecting kids dripping from the van, they drove north.

1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Oct 16 2012 @ 15:03

    I love a happy ending.

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