"With fire magic, the latin-y words don't
- "With fire magic, the latin-y words don't make you catch fire; rather, magic shifts our timeline to one in which you'd happen to catch fire via other means. So you see, Your Honor,
- it's not my fault that, in one of the many alternate timelines that exist, I just happened to utter words that would shift him to one where he caught fire at that moment. See?"
- "N-not... really..." I mumbled, staring with disgust at my inflammable former friend. "So... What else can you do? I mean, I'm not really a big fan of setting people on fire..."
- "Yeah, me too. I never would have thought I would like putting people on fire but I really do. At first I was conflicted because that seemed so mean, to just think it & floosh they
- went aflame. But I've realized that pyromancy is an excellent method of teaching children to behave. One scald and they learn to stop whining if dinner isn't to their liking."
- "Plus, it freshens the air with that burning children's flesh aroma," said Grandma, just before Junior threw her wig in the fire and went to get the Neosporin. "Stop arguing!" said
- Grandpa Cthulhu, his facial tentacles waving furiously. "I will damn to eternal suffering the next one of you who makes so much as a peep!" Grandma and Junior shut up, but glared
- until their eyeballs popped. “Oh for the love of…” Grandpa Cthulhu grumbled, his prodigious claws digging into the leather sofa. “Does anyone care to explain themself?” Junior
- Asparagus stuttered, "We've come to ask you for your assistance in building a spaceship to Andromeda." Mr. Lunt then added, "We'll pay you 35% commission." Gpa Cthulhu considered
- going back to sleep (and did). Luckily, Abercrombie Cthulhu agreed to the deal, knowing full well that a moment later he would destroy all of humanity with his abs.
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- 2013-09-19 13:06:50
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- 2023-05-01 22:34:53
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LordVacuity May 11 2023 @ 23:01
Talk about killer abs.