Once upon a time while attending GSU, I was
- Once upon a time while attending GSU, I was having the time of my life in Reading 4232 class and I noticed that my cell phone kept vibrating out of it's mind. So I decided to
- turn it off so I could give my full attention to Dr. Brown. I knew that if I kept paying attention to my phone, I'd never learn anything and I'd be a horrible, horrible teacher d
- uring the day but I'd be a great superhero at night. My phone allowed me to track student needs and at night I assisted with homework in my special suit. It was a secret life
- & allowed me to making a difference in students lives. I'd slip into a phone booth & become Remedialman! With my thick glasses I could see algebraic conundrums & dangling prepositi
- ons, then I wiped the french fry grease off my glasses and could see clearly. I changed into Remedialman in the only phone booth left, and when I tried to open the door it stuck.
- So, I used what remaining French fry grease I could as lube. With some work, I pushed my way out, fully decked out in my Remedialman costume. The crowd reacted with
- indifference. Some of the watervoles in the Upper Dress Circle even booed. I hate rodents in cheap seats. I removed my greasy Remedialman costume to reveal my tattooed body in all
- Its glory. One tattoo, the last one I had space for, was reminiscent of Boris The Spider. My wife loved that song and so did I. She was a standup comedian. I was too. 1000 mirrors
- hanging on the wall was our favourite song. Sadly, the life of a comedian was not the one me and my wife wanted to live. So, we became the world's best spider busters. We had a
- pretty great theme tune, too. Unfortunately, the jury deemed it to be too similar to the ghostbusters theme, and that's how we lost our millions.
- Started
- 2012-02-09 14:55:01
- Finished
- 2016-04-24 18:29:56
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