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Hiding behind a display case, Bob snuck a

  • Hiding behind a display case, Bob snuck a Listerine bottle into his jacket and walked out of the CVS. It was party time.
  • He became drunk with the Listerine bottle. The following morning, when he woke up, Bob was amazed because he slept in the same bed as His Dudeness.
  • Or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Bob left the bed and decided to take a shower. He was greeted with melted candles, dubbage burn marks on the tub.
  • With his trusty Zippo, Bob lit some of the candles, which cast strange shadows on the walls. A rubber ducky bobbed in the bath water, while Bob dozed off to a recording of oceanic
  • murmurs from the Mariana Trench. The stange candle's shadows started to chant along with the murmurs from the deep. Something was coming up! Something big and angry! Bob jumped out
  • from the Mariana Trench with a mozzarella tomato sandwich and a packet of prunes. Realizing his mistake too late, Bob's prunes instantly bloated. Bubbles forming a swear word rose
  • from the vicinity of the seat of Bob's pants. Mariana Trench herself, who was seated at a nearby table, read the naughty word aloud before she fully smelt what had been dealt.
  • Mariana Trench felt like a smelt wrapped in felt set to melt on a desk’s shelf. She caught frak from multiple directions. The stench for one. Then, the naughty word outraged some
  • Classical Pentecostalist, and the Fisher-of-Men’s Rotten Egg Society ordered Mariana Trench to stop smelling like tuna, lest she be doused with Tartar Sauce and served with chips.
  • The Chimps for Christ prayer leader, wearing ill fitting AirPods, misheard & thought they'd said "served with chimps". Outraged to find himself on the menu, he led his group away.

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