My brain stung like a bee colony was floating
- My brain stung like a bee colony was floating around up there. But I took more pills, turned up the radio as I slammed on the gas pedal. I had a wedding I needed to destroy quickly
- It wasn't easy, being the Death of Marriages. People were more upset about me than real death. After all, death was inevitable, divorce was not. Showing up at a wedding was worse
- than the bride or groom dropping dead at the altar. That would be a tragedy. But being the Death of Marriages is a shame. No-one wants to share cake and champagne with you when
- they recognize you. I dont respond well to rejection. Defenses like I'm just trying to do my job! and Why does everyone have to be so mean!? Someone has to be the Death of Marriage
- And that someone is me. I'm sorry Charles but I can longer take part in this charade. Do tell the kids I love them and don't forget I hard-boiled some eggs for Tabitha. They're in
- school right now, but should get out around 4. I'm heading back across the border to be with my real family - the El Jabanero traveling circus. Please don't attempt to contact me.
- I have changed my mind. I don't want to see my family anymore. I think I'm going to stay in L.A. and drop out of school. I have decided that I want to be a rock star.
- Fast forward through the 80s, the Whiskey-a-Go-Go, three different venereal diseases, & spandex pants. I was now a middle-aged rock star wannabe with no family. That's when I met
- your mother. (Couldn't resist.)
- But I could, I raised my fist silhouetted by the sunset. Resist Now! Resist Always! (Then I sat down to watch GoT.)
- Started
- 2016-08-13 02:11:25
- Finished
- 2017-07-19 08:20:38
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Woab Jul 19 2017 @ 11:21
Gosh, this came around full circle. It started with drug abuse (awesome line, Corcor904 wherever you are) and ended up with an aged rock star.