I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i
- I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i can relax and play. My favorite thing to play is
- boggle. I play boggle all day Friday which boggles my wife. She's always popping off with this amazing creative list of insult words at me. But I don't pay her no mind because I ha
- te this stupid game and would never want to admit to my wife being right about it. So I simply continue playing it, plotting my next move.
- Which was decided by dice. I felt stupid trying to plot my move when I hit a snake sliding all the way back to square one. My wife rolled a 6 landing on finish. "Your turn to clean
- the chimney" my wife said. "Damn!" I thought. I really was hopeless at snakes & ladders. I got my chimney sweeping equipment and went to work. It reminded me of when I was a child.
- While chimney sweeping I sang, "Chimchiminey, chimchiminey chimchimcheroo, sometimes I am British, my wife has no clue." Clumsily climbing the ladder I swept a snake from our roof.
- The ladder started to wobble and just as it fell I was able to scramble onto the roof. Contemplating my plight, I noticed shed snake skin and several cats & dogs in the rain gutter
- . Since my ladder was gone for good, I tried to knot all the animal bodies into a tight rope, and fastened it to the downpipe with the snake skin. Just when I was starting to climb
- it, a bunch of PETA activists entered. They were chanting, "Adopt, don't buy! We'd rather be naked than wear fur!" I lost my grip on the hairy snakeskin ladder. I slid down
- , shedding everything until I became as naked as the protesters. When I looked around, I realized they were now wearing bits and pieces of my angora slash marsupial fur coat!
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- 2015-02-04 18:31:42
- Finished
- 2015-04-08 20:29:30
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SlimWhitman Apr 18 2015 @ 16:49
just discovered that i never read this one. Pretty entertaining.