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I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i

  • I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i can relax and play. My favorite thing to play is
  • boggle. I play boggle all day Friday which boggles my wife. She's always popping off with this amazing creative list of insult words at me. But I don't pay her no mind because I ha
  • te this stupid game and would never want to admit to my wife being right about it. So I simply continue playing it, plotting my next move.
  • Which was decided by dice. I felt stupid trying to plot my move when I hit a snake sliding all the way back to square one. My wife rolled a 6 landing on finish. "Your turn to clean
  • the chimney" my wife said. "Damn!" I thought. I really was hopeless at snakes & ladders. I got my chimney sweeping equipment and went to work. It reminded me of when I was a child.
  • While chimney sweeping I sang, "Chimchiminey, chimchiminey chimchimcheroo, sometimes I am British, my wife has no clue." Clumsily climbing the ladder I swept a snake from our roof.
  • The ladder started to wobble and just as it fell I was able to scramble onto the roof. Contemplating my plight, I noticed shed snake skin and several cats & dogs in the rain gutter
  • . Since my ladder was gone for good, I tried to knot all the animal bodies into a tight rope, and fastened it to the downpipe with the snake skin. Just when I was starting to climb
  • it, a bunch of PETA activists entered. They were chanting, "Adopt, don't buy! We'd rather be naked than wear fur!" I lost my grip on the hairy snakeskin ladder. I slid down
  • , shedding everything until I became as naked as the protesters. When I looked around, I realized they were now wearing bits and pieces of my angora slash marsupial fur coat!

1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Apr 18 2015 @ 16:49

    just discovered that i never read this one. Pretty entertaining.

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