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A ludicrous nostalgia smells like Cowboy

  • A ludicrous nostalgia smells like Cowboy TV. The plural diet suits Pimp Monitor beneath my designer. The unexplained remedy propositions the stem underneath
  • my pillow whispered to me in my sleep, seemed to have no effect whatsoever. I needed something much stronger, something specifically designed for my
  • heaving busom. I needed underwires and double thick straps. I never dreamed that FF implants would be so bothersome. Who would think a lacy little Vic Secret bra would work for me?
  • So I got some rebar and hammocks and fashioned my own bra for my FF's. I needed some support, the only problem was the doctor had put the boobs in my knee caps so
  • I wobbled about like an idiot. I mean, why hadn't I sued that freak already? I guess I had grown sort of fond of my luscious knee-boobs. They certainly were attention-grabbers,
  • lol
  • They told me it meant "Lots of Love" so when my girlfriend's Grandmother passed away, I sent her a message that said I would always be there for her. LOL She responded by
  • telling me to "FU u <3less dik" which my translation was "fank you, u is less than 3 dik" which I thought was a strange way to say thanks
  • but when I interpreted statements by supplanting words in place of where there were none, there was no wonder why I failed my communications course in uni. That reason, as well as
  • the other reasons are why I substituted my previously interpreted statements in places I had supplanted with meanings from that reason. By the way, will I pass this year?
Started
2011-01-27 22:07:32
Finished
2011-09-20 07:53:09

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 24 2011 @ 08:33

    Judging from the goose egg, guess not! hahaha.

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