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A few more seconds. A few more seconds and

  • A few more seconds. A few more seconds and - if everything went according to plan - she would become a rich widow.
  • The anticipation was making her stomach churn. But there he was, still pacing in the front window, blabbing on his cell. Why hadn't the bomb exploded? She checked her watch again.
  • 12:01. It was past time. She wondered if the others had even succeeded in their mission, but she didn't have time to think about that. She had to act quickly - it was now or never.
  • If the others had succeeded in their mission, then she could lift the big one. If they failed, the big one would womp her.
  • He didn't womp and she didn't lift. They came to an arrangement. The others had succeeded but by doing so lost their lives. Nobody was left but her and she couldn't leave this unre
  • quited love. No she had to womp and he had to finish and soon they had two kids. Muffy and Snookums. Muffy was fluffy and Snookums was stupid. Not nice to say but both agreed.
  • Muffy was adopted by the residents of the Green House, where she killed 3,848 mice. Snookums killed only 2,693 mice in the same one year period. He was nonetheless awarded a prize.
  • Muffy sued the academy for feline gender bias and in the end, Snookums was sent to the animal shelter for feline fraud. Muffy felt bad, but lost no sleep in the Green House, where
  • the litter box was cleaned and cat food was doled out generously. Snookums, pissed that Muffy had gotten him incarcerated at the shelter, used his connections on the outside to
  • euthanize her right in front of her children.
Started
2014-06-18 13:48:02
Finished
2019-12-16 18:38:39

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