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Since entering prison, the Menendez brothers

  • Since entering prison, the Menendez brothers have married, even though California does not allow conjugal visits for those convicted of murder or for those serving life sentences.
  • The co-ed prison experiment was exceeding expectations. The Menendez bros, their wives, and fellow inmates had structured a society with schools, their own legal system, and Jell-O
  • At the prison gentlemen's club the Menendez bros sat discussing whether or not Lord Farquhar was a queer. Lord Farquhar was on the cover of the London Times with
  • the queen. They all decided on the answer being "Yes, Lord Farquhar was a queer." even though they all knew the answer to that one.
  • DING DING DING. "That is correct!" Said Magic Mirror in his over-the-top gleeful game-show-host voice. "To win the hand of the princess, there is just one more question you must
  • answer: 'Why do you lust for your mother?'" "I don't," said Tom. "I mean, I'm not..." Sweat broke on his forehead. A million dollars and the hand of a princess was riding on this.
  • Tom walked away determined never to lust again! For anyone! That lasted about three seconds. Thoughts of the way she tucked him in were overwhelming. The $1M princess' game was
  • to chug a beer, balance a feather on her left elbow, all while displaying her abilty to
  • explain quantum theory with interpretive dance. She slammed down the stein. "So there, pay up!' I gave her a twenty and asked for her phone number. She replied "Take the square of
  • zero and multiply that by your IQ. Divide by 7. That's the probability of you getting my phone number!" I started counting on my fingers& when I looked back up, she was gone. Damn!

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