How this is a story all about how my life

  • How this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the price of a town called
  • Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball
  • outside of school. When a couple of guys that were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and
  • my mom got scared she said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air i pulled up
  • in my car and it broke down. I called a mechanic, but he was off duty. I proceeded to teleport to the mechanic's house. He got so mad at me for trespassing, he came at me with a
  • wrench wondering why i was on his property thn i told him that i need help with my car he then said to me
  • actually, he said, "unto" me. "I am the mechanic of the heavens. I am he that is. That makes engines combust." Then I heard that Chevy song, "Like a Rock..." Shivering before
  • the F-350 rolled onto the scene. The battle of the big boys was about to begin. Are you ready to Rumble?!! was echoing through the heavenly stadium and shaking
  • the very foundations of all past, present, and future events as the Apocalyptic Truck Pull commenced. The big ass F-350 yanked first and the crowd roared. JESUS, take the wheel!
  • With the messiah promoting the event it was a huge success. This was how the saying "I'm just yanking your chain" came into vernacular American English.


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