I never was a firm believer in gravity.
- I never was a firm believer in gravity.
- Depravity...yes...I do believe in that..and gravy...yes...gallons and gallons of turkey gravy. I like to swim in it...feel it squish between my toes, but I don't believe in gravity
- , because I was born in a sensory deprivation tank. My mother birthed me there, so I have always been familiar with the void. I still long to be in that cold cylinder, to see them.
- To curb the void depression I was suffering from living in the sensation overloaded world. I became an astronaut and agreed to go the long distance to colonize Mars.
- As an antidote to my naturally morose demeanor, I was paired with a cheeky chappy called Tommy in our cramped Mars capsule. Unfortunately his wind problems & relentless cheeriness
- combined with my chronic halitosis & curmudgeonlyness where a combustible Marsflight mix & since I had caulifower ear my hearing was impared.He'd say cryostasis, I'd hear Papadakis
- but mostly I was just seeking attention. Of course I had a lot of different health problems, my mom is my sister and my dad is my cousin but also my grandpa. He loved me all the
- while, though, despite the rampant incestuous relationships that plagued our unusual family. It didn't even bother me that my feet are backwards as a result or that I have breasts
- I actually began to get used to it. It's not like there was much I could do. Plus, I'm pretty sure there's people in a way worse condition than mine... right? What a life!
- There are those that say that suffering his life's way of telling you it is there. I don't need the reminding but I like to think that there is some soul out there having it worse.
- Started
- 2017-02-16 06:56:30
- Finished
- 2017-05-16 01:23:41
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