The door opened and I saw a burly man enter.
- The door opened and I saw a burly man enter. He wore a gray Tshirt with green letters, "Violence is Not the Answer. Neither are Violins. A Capella for Peace." I smiled. Help had ar
- rived in the form of Per Lundgren. He smiled broadly & sang "Hör I Orphei Drängar" in his distinctive baritone, driving the trolls from the mountain shack. He put a log on the fire
- which was one of the logs used to hold up the cabin. The roof caved in on Dolph Lundren. He could hear the Trolls chattering. How was he going to get to the audition now?
- He wasn't. Hauer would make sure of it. "You're a like a discount me," Rutger had once insulted, "found in the wastebin behind a dollar store." Dolph had lunged and they fell into
- A conversation about how boxing was no longer the best sport. Too many head injuries, they agreed. Life is too short to spend your time dealing with premature brain rot.
- The way to go would be through smoking cigarettes. They could contact the Olympic Committee to officially make it into the sport they always wanted.
- :Smoking for minors. The children lined up with their charges. Every type of dog waited with great patience to show their skills. O-rings, volume, density, length: every kind of
- Obsidian collar could be seen on that morning. The skies then seemed neglectful and barely mumbled an apology if they cock blocked you with their splendor. It came to head one day
- when a thunderhead, backlit by the flaming dawn, it's shadows a ranting purple, walked up and asked you flat out if you could lend it some money until Thursday. At first you
- couldn't understand it because it was speaking Welsh, but by flashing purple and gray at you it managed to get its point across, and you gave it $20 and sent it on its way.
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- 2012-03-08 17:58:34
- Finished
- 2017-07-06 16:31:07
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LordVacuity Jul 06 2017 @ 17:50
I remember that Thunderhead. I saw it on two consecutive nights in Sacremento a few years ago. The first night I was heading back to my car when he popped up from behind a sunset and asked me for money so that he could get to Bakersville. I bought it and gave him $5. The next night he jumped out from behind a dark cloud and gave me the same dog and pony show, not remembering me. I offered him my lightning rod but kept on moving.
LordVacuity Jul 06 2017 @ 17:54
I wasn't mad about my five but about his forgetting me meant that the ones that were fooled were so many that I didn't stick out. Nothing to distinguish me from any other fool. Was the bell ball that hung at the end of my pointy hat too quiet?
Woab Jul 07 2017 @ 11:34
Nay, it was not quiet enough.