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When 2+2 did not equal 4, I knew Dooper was

  • When 2+2 did not equal 4, I knew Dooper was back in town. When the cat fell and broke it's back I knew Dooper was in the house. When my toast landed butter side down I knew Dooper
  • was lurking 'round. When Mr. T wore a dressing gown, I knew Dooper was playing the clown. Dooper was not Super, Dooper was a party pooper, fondue glooper, snitching snooper
  • , a ballet blooper. Mr. T may have worn the gown, but Mr. Dooper was still the nimcompooper. He loaded his shiny shallot shooter while sitting and sent a sharp-eyed shot into
  • his pooper. Dooper took it like the trooper that he was and even helped me clean up the scooper. Say what you will but that Drooper is Super Duper but a pauper. His real name was
  • Goober, named after his father Looper who grew tubers for a living. One day he was in a drunken stupor and punched old Hoobler in the gobbler. Hoobler groobled Looper and
  • flim-flammed his banana. Looper hammered Hoobler & demanded his yammering groobling to stop. "Naw," Hoobler haw-hawed. "Not until you hum Hedda's hoo-haw out the door!" When Hedda
  • stood insulted with her hands in the air. " i'm not boping out till hoobler gives me what i want " looper raises his fist to her as hoobler grabs it " i dont think bout it
  • looper. You can't take me!" hoobler. stood between looper and her holding his arm in a hammer lock. "Listen here, whatever the lady want's, you're gonna give it to her. She wants
  • proper punctuation and she wants it punctually!" said Hoobler. "That doesn't make grammatical sense!" said Looper. "Shut up both of you, all I want is hot sea monkey love!" she
  • said in a irritated way. "what do you mean by"hot sea monkey love"? does it mean by monkey is in love with the warm sky?"

2 Comments

  1. KnoppferHang Jan 18 2017 @ 19:16

    This story be so dope, yo. It might as well be a rap.

  2. Woab Jan 19 2017 @ 16:19

    Dope, or doop?

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