Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping
- Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping for mor than 12 ours. I was starving and decided to eat something. As soon as I opened by bedroom door, I saw the most
- delicious cake I had ever laid eyes on waiting for me on the counter top. "My god! I'm glad I decided to wake up!" I shouted with glee, to
- my faithful cat, dimitri. He yawned and i fed him a little bit of the cake. I scoffed the rest and went for a walk. Almost as soon as I walked out the door,
- Dmitri, went to my computer, logged himself in as "Fat Cat" and wrote offensive trollage on my facebook page. A combination of video and computer surveillance exposed my cat as the
- Scooby-doo. scooby apparently had found out that I, Shaggy has eaten all the scooby snax. so, the battle had begun. Scooby pulled out his pistol and i followed. then
- Scooby pulled off his mask to reveal that he was actually the Security Chief that had called us to the amusement park in the first place! Yoiks! I turned and saw Fred and Daphne in
- the Mystery Machine. "Fred's fucking her like a dog," said Velma, replacing Daphne with herself in her mind.
- Velma had a crush on Fred ever since Scooby-Doo told her Fred had the biggest sausage he had ever seen. Velma of course didn't realize Scooby was talking about hot dog sausages
- . Dogs have poor understanding human double entendres. Velma took off her glasses, and rapped on Fred's door. Pratically blind, she didn't notice that "The Creeper" was
- right behind her! Pulsating white with energy, it moved closer and closer to her. The furry green Creeper detonated just before Velma got inside. "Ruh Roh! Roh Rell" yelped Scooby.
- Started
- 2011-05-22 00:52:04
- Finished
- 2011-06-08 15:44:05
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SlimWhitman May 23 2016 @ 17:31
Dmitri moves on to bigger fish... http://foldingstory.com/u5pvp/