The fire raged and the house began to collapse

The fire raged and the house began to collapse in upon itself, a dark shadow began to emerge within the flames at the front door. The figure of a man slowly started to make itself
visible. The house creaked and groaned, then collapsed. Yet, the shadowy figure remained.
Then she remembered seeing the figure at her itty bitty titty committee. A wisp, a flash, and it was gone. At the time, she thought nothing of it.
But when she was trying on bras at Victoria Secret the memory struck her again as she fastened the clasp of her padded push-up. "Should I get a boob job?" She thought to herself.
Her Boob memory was strong. She was sure she once had bigger boobs. Had she done something wrong in a previous life to reduce her boob karma? She traveled to India to ask Durga.
Durga had an ashram in the Himalyas and our heroine never returned to Chicago. After the Cubs won the World Series, the Bulls and Bears fought it out on the streets. Durga excelled
in meditation and fled to the mountains to live her life of solitude. Durga sent vibes of loving-kindness to her beloved Windy City, which was currently embattled by punk sportsmen
Clive and Clovis Spork. But when they felt Durga's waves of loving energy blowing in with the winds, they put down their hatchets of hate and embraced, finally realizing that they
might share the same liver and bile with each other but that didn't mean they couldn't choose each other. Clive wept all over their shoulder. Clovis stabbed Clive with a pencil.
"Now, after all that's happened, I wanted to make sure you got the point!" Clovis punned & twisted the pencil. Clive got the point, alright. And so did Clovis.

Started: 2016-11-03 13:28:52
Finished: 2019-07-23 14:34:12

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