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"Are these my pants?" Dan said, holding up

  • "Are these my pants?" Dan said, holding up a grimy object. "Your pants," I said, "are not my area of expertise. Perhaps you'd like to phone a friend?" "OK, I'll call Bianca," he pi
  • cked up the phone and called Bianca. She responds curtly, and Dan asked her "Are these my pants?" She was certain that they were, indeed, his pants. Dan then hung up, and, with joy
  • , put them on. With Dan now in pants, the awkwardness subsided, and the house party resumed. Bianca ruined it by coming over and declaring a Pants Off Dance Off. A teaching moment
  • is one of those moments that no one wants to be a part if it can be helped. This wasn't a teaching moment so much as a crash course moment. Bianca wanted to wear big boy pants.
  • She didn't, however, want to be in the position of wearing only his shirt. She wasn't signing up for that and she didn't think he was willing to abide by her wishes. So she kicked
  • the habit right there, cold turkey. She never wore a top of any kind again. That made it difficult for her to live in most modern societies so she moved to the Amazonas
  • where her endowments turned out to be overkill. Galled that her archery skills kicked ass, the amazons reached out to Dr. Snip's "Rejuve that Boob" mission, demanding TWO add-ons.
  • Now armed with four nipples and a crossbow each, the enhanced amazons became known as the Cow Warrior Goddesses. All they had to do was to show up and the soldiers fled in
  • The direction of the castle. The Cow Warrior Goddesses were blessed by Lord Krishna so they were protsctedfrom all harm. And soldiers unknowingly entered their kingdoms.
  • Because, the kingdoms existed in the other realm that they could not see--that is, until they had entered the kingdoms, and suddenly faced their fates, whether that be swift death,
Started
2014-06-17 12:26:47
Finished
2017-09-14 19:26:03

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Sep 14 2017 @ 19:50

    or being left in limbo without an ending.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 15 2017 @ 04:01

    I'm liking your ending, Futique. Sorry it does not tally your score.

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