There was this website where you typed in
- There was this website where you typed in someone's name and they would be sent to Hell shortly after. It was called the Hell Correspondence. Everyone said it was just a joke but
- then I ended up in Hell myself because of my roommate. Being in Hell isn't as bad as you think. First of all, the whole "fire" thing is crap. It's actually 78 degrees, true its hum
- id but its not like Apalachicola where I grew up. Sure there's torture but it's only once a month. Hell's got a big population & the demons ration it. There are a lot of celebs too
- , but some deserve such pain we have to start before death. There's something to be said of people whose children you wouldn't flinch at decapitating. Like those CISPA fucktards.
- I really loved my dog Cispa. In fact I have a tattoo with her name in it. It pisses me off that people can't respect my love for this animal. I'm glad Sopa is still with me. She's
- good friends with a pet shop owner who leaves snacks on a plate outside the back of the shop. One day my poor Sopa was heading to the pet shop when the Dog Catcher came and put her
- In a trap and said you are no longer getting a free lunch. Understand? Sopa did, and so he finally stuck to my homemade dog chow. He stayed close to home after that.
- Until that fateful morning when I woke up and found Soap and his dog dish gone. He had left a note, which read "Woof, woof, yowl." His handwriting was atrocious. I thought I could
- understand the pain behind it though. My poor doggy couldn't bare to tell the world know he was dying. He'd gone off to the woods to die alone. I jumped in my Jeep and hightailed
- To Feathers, a new Pet boutique hospice located in downtown Albert, Texas. Getting my dog from the Chacon Peninsula in Alaska to Albert would be worthy of a sequel Folding Story.
- Started
- 2012-01-16 02:17:33
- Finished
- 2017-04-01 20:57:01
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Woab Apr 04 2017 @ 17:14
I would just like to thank the three people who gave me Pity points for my crummy fold, where I even mis-spelled the dog's name. If I ever find out your names, I will put you on the Heaven Correspondence site and you will be immediately whisked into heaven. You people are saints of mercy.
SlimWhitman Apr 05 2017 @ 16:40
Huh? I thought you were being clever, what with Soap misspelling his own name. Now I'll have to redact my views on all your previous witty finishers... ;-)
SlimWhitman Apr 05 2017 @ 16:44
Don't know why I wrote 'finisher' like your fold in this story was one...I guess I was so impressed with them finishers that I got confused. I like St.Molecules finish on this one. Leaving things open for Sopa to float into another story like a bit of soap froth...
Woab Apr 05 2017 @ 17:19
I would like to cover my arse by suggesting that "Soap" is short for "Sopa". Please don't redact any of your gracious likes, O great Slim.
Rebbie Apr 05 2017 @ 18:09
Sopa = soup in Spanish Soap = something bubbly sopa soap = bubbly soup! Tastes great and it gives you backside bubbles! And I voted up your fold too, Woab.