Crap. She's standing directly under the mistletoe.
- Crap. She's standing directly under the mistletoe. Crap. She saw me see her standing under the mistletoe. Crap. She just winked at me over her shoulder. Crap. Where's the
- exit?! Where's the punchbowl? Where's ... I spotted my gay bestie Tokamack who had set up his own mistletoe alcove. He winked and then we bowed. But my pursuer was relentless. She
- lifted her skirt to show me she was not wearing any panties. In a flash, her skirt was back down & lowering her eyes demurely, she turned away. Tokamack saw the whole thing. "DAMN
- , that must be draughty," he thought. Tokamack took out the neatly folded panties he kept in his wallet at all times. "Pssst," he psssted at her, waving the panties discreetly
- Tokamack could be very discrete that way. You try waving panties discretely, not easy! But Tokamack had gotten his panties in a twist, and when he realized it
- , he hung himself with raw muscle power upon a flagpole and waved his body, quite discrete in his lack of discretion. The panties, in hot wind, eventually untwisted themselves, but
- despite the coach's efforts at instructing him not to get them in a knot, his panties, curiously, had a single knot at its end as he had thrashed back and forth on the flagpole.
- Not only that, but he'd worked up a sweaty lather up on top of the flagpole & his panties were now not only in a knot, but they were soaking wet as well. This created a conundrum
- of multiple discomforts, all of which led him to the conclusion that he would never let his mother pick out his underwear again.
- At least, that's what he told himself as he headed back home. He arrived to find her waiting for him, with a fresh assortment of undergarments laid out on the table. He was doomed.
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- 2014-12-14 15:44:35
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- 2015-01-25 14:10:29
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zxvasdf Jan 25 2015 @ 20:46
I always find that working a sweaty lather up on the flagpole does wonders for the constitution, but little for the self-esteem. I can certainly endorse having your mother buy you your undergarments because who knows best but mother? As for Tokamak, a Russian gay bestie who carries around female lingerie in his wallet as casually as one would a punch card or metrocard, to be wave discretely when the occasion spurs it? That's a new one; evidently Maxim Martsinkevich missed one, and the world is much better for it because gallant gents like Tokamak who canoodle under mistletoe nooks and come to the rescue of straight besties are rare for sure.
BlastedHeath Jan 25 2015 @ 20:55
Nicely finished!
SlimWhitman Jan 26 2015 @ 15:41
Tokamak is a donut shaped chamber with magnetic coils that create magnetic fields which keep plasma inside with the intent to achieve controlled thermonuclear fusion - a potential source of nearly unlimited power. A Tokamak is leaky unless the magnetic field lines are twisted. In fact even the latest generation of tokamaks have instabilities which lead to "dramatic quenches" and "loss of plasma confinement within milliseconds" which gets plasma researchers panties in a twist.
zxvasdf Jan 26 2015 @ 15:53
That's why Tokamak's Russian to me! In fact it's all Russian to me. They're making progress on the tokamak. I give it two more decades at the most.
SlimWhitman Jan 26 2015 @ 17:03
First fusion on ITER is planned 2020, then about 20 yrs of research operation, followed by DEMO a full industrial scale plant going on the grid by 2040. Remarkable what nations can achieve when they cooperate.
zxvasdf Jan 26 2015 @ 18:32
We would have been light years ahead in everything if everyone was on the same page.
BlastedHeath Jan 27 2015 @ 21:13
I have been thinking along exactly the same lines this evening, e.g., about the infrastructure in the USA especially -- in our internetted world, aren't we somewhat past the saturation point of various types of engineers and systems and logistical planners and accountants to propose widescale systems and calculate budgets and benefits? I really like the British phrase "joined-up thinking". As for Tokamack, he probably has his own kind of magnetism and set up his mistletoe alcove over a crossing of Ley lines just to be sure. ;-)