I wanna' be the very best like no one ever
- I wanna' be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them was my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each pokemon to
- understand the power thats inside. Pokemon! Its you and me. I know its my destiny! Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon! a heart so true our
- brand name has swept into the lives of 12-15 demographic! I have kept the rare ones in 3mm mylar envelopes for future investments! Not since beanie babies have I known true love!
- Well, at least not since Furbies, or those dolls you could adopt. Cabbage Patch kids, that was it. Those were true loves, beanie babies were just a torrid affair; but I do not
- recommend replacing your anti- psychotic meds with acid-infused vodka and watching Chucky on a loop over at my place. The last guy who tried that ended up with Cabbage Patch
- Kids melting all over his floor, which was impossible to get out of the carpet. You're better off with your meds, on second thought; the vodka thing is only for the strong of
- smell. Then the Russian Orphanage Director smoked a tipperillo and laughed and he sprayed gallons of vodka on the children. "Your patents hate you!" Only one kid was packing
- an iPhone, surfed to NASDAQ and pointed out his Bird Diaper patent (US 5934226) did not, in fact hate him, but had made him $7M since selling it to Petco. His toilet tank aquarium
- was a different story as the fish would tend to get flushed BEFORE they had actually died. Plus people found it hard to take a dump with their fish watching. So they pissed on each
- others parade. The goldfish knew the time was coming to an end, bc was getting harder to swim. The 5 year old said a prayer and flushed. The fish looked up & whispered "Rosebud."
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