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When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town

  • When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi
  • & the other half wasn't very good with numbers. Still, life in SciFi town grew on us. My wife found a nice Dr. Who ran a practice called The Twilight Zone. Somebody I didn't even
  • know waved his tentacles at me from his front porch & welcomed us to the neighborhood! We discovered the Galaxy Grocery down the corner of Babylon & Atlantis Ave. in SciFi Town and
  • Leesburg. SciFi Town was a sister city to Leesburg, Va. The tentacle tongued aliens informed us that
  • everyone in Leesburg, VA was secretly a tentacle-tongue alien, like themselves. Although this sounded fantastic, we had to admit that we'd never seen the tongues of anyone there.
  • Except for one lady. She said she'd had the most incredible night of her life when
  • they got together and went out for dinner. She had ordered
  • Snail guts with a side of salt and vinegar. The man smiled kindly
  • "Or maybe something a little more to your taste?" "Yes," I answered gratefully, "Do you have any avocados?"
  • "Oh! I think I might have just one left," they replied with a soft chuckle. "Oh thank god," I said. "If you didn't, it would have been the pits."
Started
2013-03-19 22:59:13
Finished
2017-01-31 20:44:08

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 01 2017 @ 03:08

    Interesting idea Inatick, like to see some more on this.
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    49erFaithful Feb 01 2017 @ 08:36

    I was just in Leesburg, VA for a concert last weekend. First time I've ever been there.
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    Woab Feb 01 2017 @ 14:10

    I don't live too awfully far from there, myself, but I will keep a lookout for tongue tentacles next time I am in the area.

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