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Then Kim Kardashian smiled and sipped her drink. "Wow, she's even more messed up than I thought," he said to himself. But if he could play this right, he might just be able
to put the noodle in the poodle, if you know what I mean. But what would it cost him, he wondered. Maybe a coupon for lipo? Kim looks pretty hot right NOW, butt she's gonna need
touch ups every two months. The bills!!! What it takes to remain "beautiful" costs a fortune. Kim was very convincing. She sidled up to him showing a little leg, talking softly
And hiding the credit card of his she had borrowed and never returned. It was now June 2016 and the card had been cancelled, unknown to her.
Fast forward to June 2017. Figuring out the card was cancelled, she'd been on hold with customer service for a year waiting to speak to a manager. Listening to muzak all that time
had compelled her to think about sharp objects nearby. The customer svc rep was gonna get it
"Lady, you need to rethink this!" the service rep cried, dangling under the chandelier he hugged. She stood below with a vrooming chainsaw taken from hardware dept. "You'll refund
my money or I'll refund your limbs in a Tupperware storage box!" the angered lady yelled. The service rep had to think quickly. "Now 40% off in aisle 11!" As she ran for the deal,
the service rep ran into the office, dialed 911, then opened the safe and pulled out a .44 Magnum snub-nose revolver. He stuck the barrel into his mouth and tasted powder...SPLAT!

Started: 2012-06-04 19:08:44
Finished: 2017-07-05 22:21:07

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