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When Ida became a vampire, a new problem

  • When Ida became a vampire, a new problem presented itself:
  • She got fangs so she couldnt have oral sex anymore.
  • So thomas come up with a good idea
  • It was such a good idea, Thomas could hardly contain himself! He had to tell someone, but still had to keep his good idea a secret. So Thomas told Helen Keller.
  • Thomas's English Muffins thrilled Helen Keller. They were so crusty and round. They were a tactile fantasy land for Helen. Helen invited Thomas over every afternoon, but she
  • then realized it was all a lie, she couldn't see or hear, so of course none really happened! "Foolish Helen Keller!" thought Helen Keller. "It was just my lonely imagination
  • working overtime again." Helen Keller didn't complain, though. She wanted to meet a man, get married, have children, feel sexy and loved. She sighed. "Sigh." 2 weeks later, she met
  • A three headed man with bony legs, who wore a green fedora hat. Mr. Teagarden took Helen to a tea garden. There they danced all night and Mr.Teagarden became a tricorn. All 3 heads
  • wore tricorner hats. Helen took Mr. Teagarden to Mount St. Helens for a picnic, but the deviled eggs floated off on a river of lava when the volcano erupted. Damned deviled eggs!
  • The curse didn't stop there, however. The date ended in disaster, the food ruined and Mr. Teagarden's hair singed to embers. Helen vowed never to create another truce with E.G.G.

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