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The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most

  • The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most actually believe antifreeze and coolant come in the same bottle. I once sold a balled up piece of paper to a guy as a paperweight for
  • his roof. "That oughta hold 'er," I said as he taped the paper down. The same guy went to Rent-A-Center to fill his doughnut holes when classy friends visited. My get rich quick
  • scheme was prone to inflation fast, I thought to myself. So I reopened the email from the Nigerian. 'Deer Sir, I am so happily to informate you that your heritage is waiting for
  • godot. (That should confuse the Nigerian Prince). Please remember sire, two in the hand makes only one in the bush, and although a horse can drown, be careful when leading him
  • to water. But being on a ride through the Nubian desert on a horse with no name,I didn't worry about drowning my horse. The Nigerian Prince's henchman were behind me. Godot waited
  • for a cab, but none would come. I could hear the Nigerian Prince singing filthy lyrics, so I disguised my nameless horse with an inflatable platypus and hid behind a sand dune.
  • The prince sung: "I m a Prince who one the lotterie at my home country in Nigeria!" Enda accompanied him on his elephant. I mounted my platypus-horse and followed them stealthily.
  • My platypus-horse was a Triple Crown winner and his name was Otto. His uncle Ian was also a racing champion. They knew when to tread softly and change forms. It was fantastic to
  • watch them gallop around the track as they readied for the next race. He, Otto be a champion again I thought. Suddenly, the jockey atop Otto veered to the left to
  • wards the center of the ring. I gritted my teeth as I watched his movement away from the track. What was the Jockey thinking?! The race would be lost!

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