Every single box in the toy store now had

Every single box in the toy store now had all of the pertinent information in English and Spanish. The way he could tell the expensive ones from the cheap ones, they had French too
but it covered only the non-pertinent information. On the side of a Paper Jamz amplifier was the latest gossip at the factory, in French. None of it was about the toy. It told the
time, but only in Quebecois French, which was too muddy to be understood by European francophones. So, everyone was continually late and
the later they were, the angrier they became until finally the Austrian ambassador and his wife stormed out of the meeting. Nobody spoke. The silence was deafening.
Finally, the charge d'affaires spoke. You must never. Ever. EVER. Forget the Mozartkugel. Your willful sloppiness has cost us
valuable time in our hunt for the rare spotted triangle hermit. He only comes out once a blue decade, and because of you, we've lost our window. Your sentence will be harsh."
The man who scared away the rare spotted triangle hermit then recoiled from the other's admonition, exclaiming, "Oh, yeah! Perhaps he was scared away by your smelly protruberance
" but that only brought on a puzzled look, and a quick scramble for the dictionary.
Unfortunately, the only version of the dictionary to be found was written by Sarah Palin and George Bush.
They were adamant! Denial was a river in Egypt. So who knew when they would find the answer?

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