There was a window of time & he used it to

There was a window of time & he used it to buy turtle necks. He washed them in holy water and then sewed packets of garlic salt into the neck seams. He wasn't ready for a werewolf
hijinx. Keeping vampires at bay was easy, but the werewolves required marksmanship and silver bullets. You had to be vigilant. Ah, it was so much easier in the days of Frankenstein
- that fiend was afraid of fire. Coward. And zombies? Hell, you could outWALK them. Of all the supernatural creatures, werewolves really got the fur to flying. I hated when they
got all bent out of shape when it came to silver. Nope, werewolves are wussies. The real mythical creature that you have to watch out for is unicorns! Those suckers have
class, but they do not make practical IUDs. Instead, I opted for the silver
one armed bandit. It may not prevent pregnancy or double as an IED but when you hit a jackpot ooooh boy do you know it!
And boy does that jackpot pay off. There's nothing like the feeling of
strange money and hookers slipping through your gloved fingers. How could I tell anyone back home about this? I'd have to hide everything, that was certain.
My family in Palermo would never understand. You don't create a profitable syndicate and lose your territory. ESPECIALLY to a bunch of Paddys called the Sligo Mafia.
But that's just what I did. And you know what? Even if the Sligos off my whole family and turn my world into a living hell, I'll always have the time I spent with you to comfort me

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