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As the morning sun burned the clouds, it

  • As the morning sun burned the clouds, it was clear today was the day for
  • going postal.
  • Why did everyone have to get excited over the phrase "Going Postal" Considering how many employees worked for the Postal service. Very few of us ever truly went "Postal" I only did
  • about twenty times because I was trying to keep my NRA registration up and had a bad Farmville week. It is true though that postal workers are friggin' nuts because
  • I have on more than one occasion discovered a hollowed out jack-o-lantern in my mailbox, only to discover my neighbors have received hollowed vegetables as well. Anyways, I was at
  • the supermarket and I saw him! I saw the bastard responsible for mailing these damn hollow vegetables out! Needless to say I whipped out my fedora and mask, donned them both, and
  • leaped into action. I grabbed various vegetables that were within reach and flung them in his direction. When the dust settled, he stood with a
  • horrid look on his face, "I HATE BROCCOLI!!!!!" he pickes up a carrot that landed at his feet and shoved it into his gun "dont worry it will improve your vision" he fired
  • right in the middle of the superhero's eyes. With a gigantic thrust, the superhero threw him out of orbit, reaching about one mile high, he screamed "BROCOLI IS THE BEST!". Only a
  • pearl diver could have survived that throw, and so, "sadly", the large, somewhat balding supervillain did not. And so the superhero returned to the love of his super-life.

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