As the morning sun burned the clouds, it
- As the morning sun burned the clouds, it was clear today was the day for
- going postal.
- Why did everyone have to get excited over the phrase "Going Postal" Considering how many employees worked for the Postal service. Very few of us ever truly went "Postal" I only did
- about twenty times because I was trying to keep my NRA registration up and had a bad Farmville week. It is true though that postal workers are friggin' nuts because
- I have on more than one occasion discovered a hollowed out jack-o-lantern in my mailbox, only to discover my neighbors have received hollowed vegetables as well. Anyways, I was at
- the supermarket and I saw him! I saw the bastard responsible for mailing these damn hollow vegetables out! Needless to say I whipped out my fedora and mask, donned them both, and
- leaped into action. I grabbed various vegetables that were within reach and flung them in his direction. When the dust settled, he stood with a
- horrid look on his face, "I HATE BROCCOLI!!!!!" he pickes up a carrot that landed at his feet and shoved it into his gun "dont worry it will improve your vision" he fired
- right in the middle of the superhero's eyes. With a gigantic thrust, the superhero threw him out of orbit, reaching about one mile high, he screamed "BROCOLI IS THE BEST!". Only a
- pearl diver could have survived that throw, and so, "sadly", the large, somewhat balding supervillain did not. And so the superhero returned to the love of his super-life.
- Started
- 2011-03-25 11:33:16
- Finished
- 2011-04-21 18:03:04
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