Are you looking forward to moving to London?
- Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it
- mild? I do enjoy a good Christmas carol, but snow is just unbearable. Maybe I'd like it better if
- I didn't have to walk around naked in it, but such is the nature of my condition. The doctors call it
- stage fright, but doesn't that happen to everybody? Personally I'd feel much better if it didn't have such an effect on
- my libido. Once I get cold feet, its like jumping into a mountain stream - everything just
- turns blue, especially things without hair. Which is good because I had just paid a visit to
- the waxer. This should allow me to successfully appear as a smurf . My goal once I had perfected the ensemble was to
- bang that blond smurf. I don't remember her name, but she has the nicest blue rack and I've always wanted to
- just plop my face right in there. Maybe then she'd remember my name, or at least my face.
- Actually, she'd be seeing her own face reflecting off my bald head because I was too busy motorboating to look up. Hah!
- Started
- 2010-05-15 22:34:03
- Finished
- 2010-06-04 12:45:50
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