you see can't no nice to know if you don't

you see can't no nice to know if you don't know what do you think now but she never knew do you know and you do know what do you know you know No?
Nate was going mad. He was loosing his mind. This carrot fast really was not working so he resolved to inform Sheila so. When she returned from the sink he began, "Dear Sheila
my carrot fast was at first a rooty feast, to say the least, but then, as my skin ochered, my vision improved, and now i can see the pores on your face open & close, Dearest Sheila
. And now I beg of you, kill me. You don't know what it's like - living like this. I can see zits on the faces of people miles away rupture in slow motion. Everyone is ugly and I
just can't sit through one more goddamned episode of "Teen Titans: Go!". The show is literally so awful that it makes me not want to live in this solar system anymore. Please help
to get it before the Orange One's attention. Maybe it will spur him on to leave the solar system also & we can have our world back for a little while. "Teen Titans: Go!" had to be
cancelled, in favor of other cartoons with better titles, such as "Uncle Jasper's Whiskers", and "Good Gravy, What's on Dad's Shirt?", which ran for 35 consecutive seasons without
a storyline or outcome. It was like watching the Christmas Yule Log, except, after 35 years, dad met Elsa, who washed his gravy-stained shirt and convinced him to become a vegan.
The two were married in a modern ceremony, catered by a local tofu restaurant. They spent the rest of their days taking naps and telling stories. As for me?
Well, I patented taxidermy ice cream: Soft-serve stuffed into skins of rats (small), squirrels (medium), and racoons (large). A taste treat with a built-in puke-reflex. Try some?

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