"Katmandu! Australia! Fermentation and defenestrations!
- "Katmandu! Australia! Fermentation and defenestrations! There are only a few things that these words share in common and if you can guess what they are I won't
- play your stupid game! Tribec knew right then his idea for Jeopardy, Live! was a bad idea. "I'm going to start asking YOU questions...er, answers Alex!" Tribec smiled and pu
- t on Trebek's game face "This blonde, gray mare has the 'cutey mark' of bubbles & a trademark uneven stare to draw eagle-eyed loyal viewers." I buzzed in. "Who is best pony?" Ding!
- To encourage the grey mare, as best as he could, Trebek knew better. One never looks a gift horse in the mouth.
- Mr. Ed taught me that as a kid. It was time for double jeopardy, again. The tellie turned on by itself on the correct channel. Amazing! The grey mare calmed down instantly. The
- host was about to pose an answer needing a question: "The country became a satellite of the Soviets in 1921." Ooh, I know this one, excitedly, I clung tightly to my seat and,
- although a tingler crawled up my arm, I stayed seated. Let someone else take the shot, I knew. But by that age I had implants from Samarkand and "a few flowers and all the stars
- in the universe won't cry upon songs of the ladybird rising." Samarkand not only gave me implants, but He was also a prophet. Some people didn't think his prophecies made sense, bu
- t I always thought that prophecies on spaghetti were prophecies to listen to. Samarkand, the giver of implants, was a very good prophet of spaghetti. He lived by the pasta code and
- got sauced every night. Coincidentally, I married his daughter Semolina two years later in Italy under the Tuscan sun. No one saw that one coming.
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- 2011-09-14 14:03:48
- Finished
- 2016-04-22 20:58:16
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Flopp Apr 23 2016 @ 16:06
My my. What a saucy fellow Samarkand is
KnoppferHang Apr 24 2016 @ 05:24
The answer to that question was: Mongolia. Ooh, what a twist!