Smoke my Gouda!
- Smoke my Gouda!
- Dip me in red wax!
- Pinch me! Slap me! Tickle my spot!
- I threw the Elmo doll across the room. Sparks flew from his head. "Operators code access granted: Function Menu: A. Subliminal Control B. Surveillance C. Parental Submission
- D. Master Control Program E. Revert to cuddle-me-Elmo cloak mode. "Whaa?" After initial shock discovering my Elmo doll was a means of surveillance & control I reprogrammed Elmo to
- sweetly whisper government secrets. From behind cold, dead eyes I heard of alien abductions, and spies shot in exotic locations. Elmo was my ticket to someplace else, someplace w
- ild and free of these padded walls. Already it seemed the clouds were being swept away. I sniffed, and the air was sweet. I asked my new-found, fuzzy, red friend, "Can you tell me
- how to get out of here?". "You'll have to swim", he replied. "Swim? But there's no water." "No? Are you sure?", he asked. Before I could respond, I plunged headfirst into the
- air and felt the streams of the current rippling against my body. I swam in the air, back stroking, spiralling up a thermal until I could see him far below me looking up at me, a
- dot in the big blue that slowly shrank in reverse accretion, itself becoming a dot as well, worlds & stars passing by my back stroke, a scream of light gradually filling my vision.
- Started
- 2014-10-26 01:46:55
- Finished
- 2015-01-25 09:39:29
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zxvasdf Jan 25 2015 @ 09:41
This story came together weirdly well.
Servant Mar 16 2015 @ 23:59
I agree!
SlimWhitman May 25 2015 @ 05:07
Once again Foldingstory anticipates the 'potential' future... http://tech.firstpost.com/news-analysis/google-to-patent-creepy-toys-looking-to-convert-teddy-bear-into-intelligent-remote-control-268100.html?utm_source=top_stories