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Starbucks' incessant "buzzing" came to a

  • Starbucks' incessant "buzzing" came to a dead halt. Even the steam seemed to shut up for a minute. The shadow from the doorway blanketed the shop. Sasquatch stood hulking in line
  • wanting his damned skinny half-caf sugar-free hazelnut 180 degree extra foam venti latte. Sasquatch was a man (?) on a mission - he needed his Starbucks. The barista stared at
  • his wooly chest and forgot all her irritation at the ridiculous order. She began steaming the skim milk while making conversation with the hunkalicious Hecaitomixw
  • -atcher. "So what other demons have you stalked?" "I got some pix of Mara picking his nose. I sold them to O Magazine to pay off art school." He dug through a pile. "Here's Orobas
  • and his many Bras." "C'mon, man, you know I don't follow O News anymore. The creator of that lewd Oscar is insulting us by ignoring the obvious statement of his 'art'." True.
  • and truth and truism. He really enjoyed sitting around his house conjugating root words ad infinitem. This was especially true since he just found out he had THE PLAGUE
  • or was it plagiarism? It was like a disease how he would ruffle through the dictionary searching for diction. He was using tact for tactics and warming to war.
  • With this realization that the shnozberries Really tasted like shnozberrie and that grandpa really could walk. It was all a sham, a sham called life.
  • I refused to play any more. I'd had enough. I closed the garage door and all the windows, got in the car and started it up. Turned on the radio to pass the time. KZPR was playing
  • and it made realize what a wonderfull world this is afterall you can always change the station or turn the radio off.So full of choices this world.I came inside and had a sandwich.
Started
2011-07-20 11:56:32
Finished
2012-04-17 14:27:57

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Apr 18 2012 @ 04:06

    fix the sandwich: http://foldingstory.com/tbsp1/

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