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As it turns out, Atlanta is overrun by zombies.

  • As it turns out, Atlanta is overrun by zombies.
  • What's with these zombies? They're the slackers of the horror world and terribly over exposed. Atlanta had stopped paying attention. They lingered in doorways, unseen and un
  • heard since their ears had long since fallen off. Frostbite really ravaged putrifying flesh. "Maybe if they wore ear muffs?" Atlanta perked up, "Now thats a business plan!"
  • "First, let me say this. It's not a pyramid scheme, it's multi-level marketing. Total win-win scenario, it only costs 300 dollars to get started." He scratched his
  • asp. The pharoh was skeptical. The con man continued, "Take Cheops, there was a good time-share. Triangle and everything. I have building permits for right on the Nile. Whadya say?
  • "Well that depends, is it close to the beach?" After the break, we will see which condo the pharoh chooses on "House Hunters, Ancient Egypt"
  • Welcome back. King Ramses is not convinced by the Dead Sea view "It sounds creepy, but they do have better after-life services than in the Cairo." Still undecided, Ramses wants to
  • check back later, but Anubis reminds Ramses that it's not the booking so much as the indecisive king's decaying corpse that has him pressed for time on picking an afterlife resort.
  • There is ClubMed (too trendy for the spirits), Beaches (but those dead kids, OMG they suck), then there's Sandals (but all their dead bodies are all over each other.) This was impo
  • rtant. In all these locations, one could choose to spend an eternity in the afterlife, after which there was no going back. On would think that there would be more choice, too.
Started
2011-03-19 13:13:34
Finished
2012-09-18 07:07:19

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Sep 18 2012 @ 17:42

    Will King Ramses discover who botched his preservation? Will Anubis ever get around to booking his afterlife resort? And what of the royal tennis courts? What OF them? Find out on the further adventures of Bubba Ho-tep.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 18 2012 @ 19:23

    Mummies, the original Zombie. ... I guess that's as close as will get to seeing Chaz swear. :-)

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