She was ecstatic to see all these movie stars

She was ecstatic to see all these movie stars lined up at the Academy Awards. She'd waited since yesterday to get some great shots with her new camera. Just then, there was a tug
on her arm, the camera fell down and broke into pieces. she couldn't move for some very long seconds. she was ready to cry out and shout at that stupid person. she was ready to
stick her hand down his throat and strangle him with his own colon. She was ready to behead a chicken & sprinkle him with the spouting blood while invoking the curse of Baal What
that meant was that she was PMS-ing again.
Well, I thought to myself, two can play at this game. "DON'T TOUCH ME!" I screamed. "You don't love me anymore, do you? DO YOU?" She squinted her eyes, carefully calculating my
Math homework, as I looked at her, with pleading eyes. "Baby- I" I began, but was cut off "NO!!!! If you loved me, why would you ask me to do this kinda math????"
"Because you look SO HOT while you are doing Math! Your lips slightly parted, whispering numbers under your breath. The far away look on your face, lost in concentration. It makes
me want to isolate your variables, integrate your curves, derive your slopes. Algebraaaa, trigonom-nom-nometry, vava voom." "Are you trying to steal a look at my test answers?"
The child went silent. He had been found out. How was he supposed to pass the pacer test now?? The radio goes beep again, he can't remember how to run. If he can't do this how will
he ever pork Kate Upton. The radio beeps. Commiserating with himself, he jerks it from the wall, and tosses it at a poster of Stephen Hawking. He skips the test and masturbates.

Started: 2013-07-17 11:50:00
Finished: 2015-08-03 12:18:22

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