Despite her best efforts, her folds had zero

Despite her best efforts, her folds had zero points. How could she get more votes? She did some analysis and found that folds with the most points were written at 3:00 a.m.,
with between 82-86 consonants, 60-64 vowels, and 30-33 punctuation marks including spaces. She entered the parameters into FoldMatic 1.0 and out popped the following fold:
Det. Manatee, Squawkers and Spambaby walked into a bar. The zombie attack from the Death Star led to Mayor McCheese allying with The Hamburglar to defeat VulvaVoice & Madame Wong
La Young Dong and Duck Wang. Det. Manatee, Squawkers and Spambaby decided this was not the bar for them. They entered a phillycheese steak shop across the street whose manager
has just strangled the Geico gecko. "Li'l bastard, dancing outside my joint like that." The manager tossed the dead lizard to the cook; in five minutes, the latest in Philly Cheese
Steak was invented. The ad on tv said that this Philly Cheese Steak was only available for a limited time. The manager watched as people poured in the store to buy the food.
The new food invention named steak was a big hit. No other food tasted the same and they were craving for more once they've tried it. The demand was heaping but supplies were not..
They were all lamenting this 1night, sitting around a campfire, craving steak, when Fat Fanny walked by, flanks quivering. Their mouths watered as they imagined her round rump roas
ting on an open fire. One of them walked up to the sentient horse and was about to kill her, when she turned around. "HI!" she screamed at the survivors. "I'm Pinkie Pie and I
want to rock this Hearth's Warming Eve!" She then gathered up the rest of the chestnuts, and as they screamed, dumped them into the fire as well, a winsome smile on her face.

Started: 2013-05-18 12:33:00
Finished: 2014-02-20 21:24:44

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