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B'chuggeroth - the name strikes fear into

  • B'chuggeroth - the name strikes fear into even the most stout-hearted of men. The townsfolk had long told tales of the dread lord of damned souls, telling children he'd take them
  • to the place between this dimension and the next, where time and light simultaneously flee each other like ancient enemies.
  • It was a place where missing socks roamed across dryer lint planes. It was a place were your missing car keys unlocked the hearts of your lost love. It was a block from Walmart
  • , the last shop on Desire Street. The shabby looking entrance was easily overlooked. "Your childhood sweetheart is in this box" said the attendant, smiling mysteriously.
  • But the attendant always smiled mysteriously. In fact the attendant's whole face was a mystery. Everyone who saw it was in shock and awe because right in the middle
  • was a diamond encrusted unibrow, mysteriously conjuring Frida Kahlo, the “third eye” and Una Brau at the same time, sort of causing mental whiplash as your thoughts moved from
  • the rubber ducky all the way up to Bert's facial hair, along with your eyes. Like an awning to sunlight, his blinged-out unibrow protected his eyes from sweat and the occasional
  • drop of acid rain. Yes, those eyebrows were magnificent, marvelous, simply extraordinary. The rubber ducky had found a true friend in Bert.
  • Then Elmo kidnapped the rubber duckie. Bert ran after but was to blinded by the unibrow, he tripped over
  • a unicorn and the horn went straight through his forehead, severing the unibrow in two. But that's okay, because Elmo was doing so many hard drugs his kidneys exploded. The end.

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