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i was walking with my friend, across the

  • i was walking with my friend, across the cemetries suddenly, we heard a scary noise and suddenly,a skeleton appreared in front of us , and was having a gun in it's hands.......
  • Fortunately, we were having bullet-proof-vests on our bodies. I wrestled the gun from the sleketon's bony hand. "Hey, what gives!" it said, "We have the right to bear arms too!"
  • "I know, I know," I said as I eased the firearm from the skeleton's hand. "I'm not here to break any bones. Life is hard enough as it is, and death too, it seems. I wish
  • you had been able to say goodbye." Jennifer Love Hewitt cooed as she held the bazooka away from the skeleton's grasp.
  • The skeleton didn't buy Jennifer Love Hewitt's nonsense and snatched a case of grenades from Jennifer's stockpile of black market weapons. Jennifer aimed her bazooka at the fleeing
  • bag of bones but missed. She never was very good at target practice. At the firing range, other patrons would run in the other direction when she arrived. Jennifer Love
  • d to scare people away with her atrocious accuracy. It was fun watching people run away from her as if she was some kind of monster. She had always been very...different. Suddenly,
  • She was a lovely tortoiseshell cat, lying on my bed and playing with my pen. She meowed each time I folded a story, which meant every five minutes...unless she was napping.
  • Soon, I came to the realization that my cat was psychic. If she meowed every time I folded a story, who knows when else she would meow? When a bomb goes off? I had to find out.
  • so I did, yes the cat was psychic.
Started
2014-11-04 21:27:29
Finished
2016-09-04 09:25:27

1 Comments

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    Flopp Sep 04 2016 @ 15:35

    HAHAHA he was having a gun, and i'm having a laugh. He had a gun* but im still having a laugh

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