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Okay, let me get this strait: I AM NOT A

  • Okay, let me get this strait: I AM NOT A CRIMINAL! Just because right now I'm in handcuffs in a police car on my way to jail does not mean I'm a criminal. I didn't kill no one!
  • The Grammar Police just placed me under arrest for using a double negative, that's all. And yeah, the Grammar Wizard is applying a red brand to my thigh, but don't go thinking that
  • will herd me into submission. I ain't 'fraid of no Grammar Goblins. I've been burnt by them before - accused of misplacing modifiers, mixing idioms, writing run-on sentences, but
  • I am the Shepherd of the Common-Usage Chimera's. While the Grammar Goblins line up for battle, I descend with army, tonight, in this wasteland, the final battle commences.
  • "I hated night fights," began QIliexnne suddenly out of nothingness, "the worst were night fights on a new moon, literally on a new moon or a new planet." Wllyy resigned herself to
  • listening to her bunkmate's rambling. Qlliex always got like this when the refugee ship entered a less starry span of space, & Wllyy loosed an involuntary sigh. "Am I boring you?"
  • , Qlliex asked Wllyy, but Wllyy only sighed again, pining for Princess Pia, the moonmaiden he had left in the previous universe. Secretly jealous, Qlliex spared him her feelings,
  • and grabbed the universal remote control. “Come on Wllyy, forget Princess Pia” said Qlliex “lets skip to the next universe”. Wllyy nodded glumly and Qlliex activated the portal.
  • "See? Told ya it'd be alright!" Qlliex said happily as he walked through the portal. The moment he was through, I picked up the remote. "I'm sorry." I whispered as I closed it.
  • With Qlliex gone, I was left on my own. Things could have been different with him, yet here we were.
Started
2013-11-11 10:28:06
Finished
2023-09-09 22:51:14

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