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It was the day my grandmother exploded. "She'd

  • It was the day my grandmother exploded. "She'd eaten a horse ofcourse." My brother tried hiding the shock with jocularity. The coroner tersely noted "Equus Consumptio Petomanus."
  • But all this was before the plague had hit Budapest in 1565, and eating a horse was still the gravest offence there could be. The coroner was grim about it as he passed out the
  • moment we got there. I swear, those grim coroners would pass out at the sight of a fly. We began to perform CPR on the grim-faced mortician. The horse, relieved that he wouldn't be
  • forced to assist giving CPR to the grim-faced mortician, neighed in appreciation. Meanwhile, the grim-faced mortician was becoming the grey-faced mortician. His last words were
  • "Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!" A cold silence overcame the room. There are good deaths and there are bad deaths. We are all just passing through. A single tear ran down
  • the sheet covering Death. The icy breeze caused it to flutter. Smouldering eyes burned from within. The scythe was slick with blood. The rigamortis moment had come.
  • But chuck Norris cant die, so death exploded into nothingness. Population experts began to worry. All over the world, the deathly ill suddenly got better, and
  • the birth rate remained steady. The world's population was rising unsustainably. All the great thinkers postulated different remedies for the side-effects of the Norris Paradox.
  • All the great thinkers beg the circular question, "If 'A' is true because 'B' is true;then is 'B' true because 'A' is true?" Is there such a thing as a great thinker?or a good man?
  • When I was small, Dad used to say:"If grass is green and a cow eats grass, then a cow must be green." I thought he was confused because he's colour blind. But he was just kidding.
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2012-10-28 08:53:45
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2013-03-19 16:13:15

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