Azalea, Betty, Carmina, Dolly, Eva, Floella,
- Azalea, Betty, Carmina, Dolly, Eva, Floella, Geraldine, Hattie, Iris, Javeria, Krystal, Lois, Mandy, Naimh, Olive, Prithika, Qitara, Rose, Serene, Tallulah, Uma, Veronica, Wendy, X
- yla. I slept my way through the alphabet. I had to. I kept copious notes about each woman, A - Z. I felt fulfilled. I checked Alphabet Sex off my bucket list. Next, I wanted to
- be less compulsive for a week. I added a sublist to my bucket list with each day in the week. On Monday, I picked a random seat on the 9:09. I ended up sitting next to Miss Z.
- This was perfect. We became fast friends by 9:12 when I excused myself to walk up the car searching for a seat next to a Mr Y. who I found at 9:14:55. I sat down at precisely 9:15.
- At 9:17 Mr. Y. expelled gas. I was only able to act polite like I didn't smell anything until 9:17:20, at which time I moved forward in the car. At 9:17:23 I bumped Mr. A's elbow
- "Ouch," Mr. A said. This was around 9:18. "What are you doing?" Mr. Y. pointed at me. "Yeah, kid. What are you doing? We are in a car." "B-but sir," I stuttered. "You farted."
- "Oh dear, I'd hoped no-one had noticed," sighed Mr. Y, "Let's pull over and air out the car." We were in the desert by then, and the hot sun burned Mr. A's bald head as we waited
- Finally in the distance we saw Mr.Q's jet appeared and landed near us. "Well thats unfortunante" said Mr.Y know that Z would find out. He is the most judgemental of the group.
- Mr. T was cutting down the trees and infuriated his neighbor Mr W. W was an ex spy for the King's Cavaliers. A lawsuit ensued. Mr. T vanished ten years later and nobody
- bothered to ask Y. Y could have told them all about Z's long time involvement with Mrs. W and what they got up to in the conservatory with the rope and candlestick. Let's forget.
- Started
- 2014-11-24 15:32:13
- Finished
- 2017-09-16 05:30:55
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SlimWhitman Sep 16 2017 @ 11:35
So the protagonist managed to cuckold most of the other characters in this story, except Mr. Z who is both judgemental and having an affair with Mrs. W, who's husband may have been involved in the disappearance of Mr. T. But could the author be Mr. Z?
LordVacuity Sep 16 2017 @ 12:42
To clarify even less, Z's first name was also Z. Hearing this a lot of people were already disposed to consider him quite boring. That was the genius of his nature in that his nothingness was really low key exciting. But as a narrator, his veracity was suspect.
LordVacuity Sep 16 2017 @ 12:45
The rub is that Z can say the same about me. But would you believe him?
SlimWhitman Sep 16 2017 @ 15:06
Was he the clean shaven guy who started an unsuccessful one man blues band called Z. Z. Bottom?
LordVacuity Sep 16 2017 @ 15:29
Yeah, that was him. He was top of the heap.
Woab Sep 16 2017 @ 16:34
Was this before or after Mr. T joined the A Team?
LordVacuity Sep 16 2017 @ 16:55
As a matter of fact, joining the A Team was Mr. T's Plan B.
Woab Sep 16 2017 @ 17:01
I c, I c.
LordVacuity Sep 16 2017 @ 17:26
& icu 2