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Starfish-McMahan's agent parlayed his lifestory

  • Starfish-McMahan's agent parlayed his lifestory into a billion-dollar book and TV deal. But at a book signing in Des Moines, Iowa, his "friend" Ned, whom he had left for dead,
  • showed up at the signing table with a copy of his memoir. "Hello, McMahan," Ned sneered, slapping the book down. "No one calls me that anymore," said Starfish-McMahan. "What do
  • you prefer?" Ned asked, rolling his eyes. (Formerly) Starfish-McMahan's eyes misted, and he looked towards a corner of his office as if gazing at the sun. "Call me Electrolux."
  • "Electrlux my little sea urchin where have you been all my life?" said Ned biting his tongue to stifle a laugh. "Don't call me sea urchin." said (Formerly) Starfish-McMahan.
  • "It brings up bad memories. Don't ask me to explain." (Formerly) Starfish-McMahon sure was in a prickly mood. Ned could tell it was a touchy subject, so he dropped it. Instead he
  • began to ramble about the war again. It was only a matter of time before his perception and ability to reason decomposed. He became delirious and spoke of gremlins on his aeroplane
  • But the gremlins were on his aeroplane, tearing the wings apart and eating the propellers. He was surprised when the people viewing his aeroplane shouted in fear at the gremlins
  • that didn't even exist. The holographic gremlins produced by Ned and his evil tech companies. Ned was still incredibly evil, but he was in shadowed by his disguise. McHanan's plane
  • Almost was detected by Tom Skilling during his weather report at noon and mistaken for chemtrails. He noticed just in time something was wrong with the radar. "Stop!", he shouted
  • The co-pilot closed the engines, and the entire plane plummeted vertically downward, whipping the passengers into a hysterical frenzy. "No, dummy, stop cracking your knuckles!" TBC
Started
2016-01-08 20:21:32
Finished
2016-02-28 13:07:38

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 28 2016 @ 17:11

    The Origins of Ned & Starfish McMahon: http://foldingstory.com/a3hoj/

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