i wonder if there could ever be aliens because
- i wonder if there could ever be aliens because
- I think I might be one...
- ...because I have weird feelings in gym...
- I like the pommel horse. The leathery smell & smooth pommels... Once I mount, I don't want to dismount.The gym teacher says one of my ancestors might be Alexander the Great
- because I look like Colin Farrell (I don't). " Pommel horse, whoo, pommel horse, I love the feel of your leather against my sweaty body" I didn't realise I said that out loud,
- and the mics picked up my ramblings. I was called to headquarters to explain my comments. My only comment was "No comment." I became a hermit then. I lived in an RV off of Hwy. 42.
- or 24. My dyslexia made the simplest things complicated. Even being a hermit I found myself often mixing up my melons with my lemons. It is a lonely life but
- I decided to become an elf madman (or was it self-made man?) As a dyslexic hermit, I chose the former and went slowly balmy in a green tunic and pointy ears.
- One day I met another wandering elf named Errol who was looking for his "prairie fences" (or fairy princess) and admitted to being a sucker for strappy armbands (or sappy romance).
- Then I woke up from my dream. I was shocked that it had ended so quickly but I knew Errol would be ok.
- Started
- 2011-08-11 11:09:02
- Finished
- 2013-08-15 01:09:34
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