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There was delicious, steamy, saucy, cheesy

  • There was delicious, steamy, saucy, cheesy pizza everywhere. I wanted some and I'd do anything to get it. I just had to figure out a plan. Bark? Beg? Cause a ruckus? I know! I'll
  • just get on my knees and earn it the old fashion way!... you know cleaning floors....
  • is a grind they only pay me 7.50 an hour ! But i must do this if i wanna get Jim into the school he wants Jim is so smart and i feel like that he shouldn't be around kids who
  • eat glue. Jim has so much potential and I don't want to see him get mixed up with the wrong crowd so early in life. He has plenty of time to do that stuff in college. For now I
  • Aid in his learning and try to get him off the streets. Life in a ghetto is no place for boy with as much potential that he holds in his mind. We must unlock
  • , nay,UNLEASH the cognitive beast from within his poor,oppressed,ghettoed mind. We are therefore awarding you with a full 4-year scholarship to the greatest university in the world
  • Stanfold. At Stanfold, named after the our most succesful Alumnus Flat Stanley, your slumbering talents for Foldsmithy will be awakened by the likes of Profs. Purple, Endo Morales
  • & Zhivago. Here we subscribe to the motto: Fold or Die; adhere to the adage: No Folds are Worthless, No Folds are Perfect; and live by the credo: To Write is Good, To Fold, Divine.
  • Later I contemplated those words in the golden lonely silence of my hotel room, without phone, wifi, cable or ice. I checked the desk: some hotel stationery, but no pen. The hours
  • passed by me. Hours became days. Days became weeks in this hellhole of a prison. "No TV and no Beer make Homer go crazy," I muttered, "NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY!!!"
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2014-10-13 08:58:10
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2014-10-17 00:35:18

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