"What evidence do you have that the Zombie

"What evidence do you have that the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't already started."
"Well, in general, it's very difficult to prove that something in particular has *not* occurred. However, in this instance I'll direct your attention to statistic 34c which clearly
demonstrates, in concrete terms, that only by a lack of proof can it be proven that something never occurred. Follow me on this. Negatives add up to negatives, and positives to pos
itives. And neutrons to neutrons." The jury looked confused. Matlock had lost his train of thought. Sweat beaded on his lip. The Judge looked concerned. Matlock had dementia.
But he was on trial for murder & forgetting was his best defence. The prosecutor Stephen Hawiking continued his questioning. "Isn't it true Mr. Matlock, the last time Mr. Neutron
ate that pie, he proceeded to defecate all over your front patio?" Mr. Neutron's eyes flashed with horror, and his face grew steamy red. The jury now knows, and so does S Hawking.
Dr. Quark and his assistant pulled Mr. Neutron 's teeth all at once and made dentures from greystone. How to clean them? Take a spiky brush, sprinkle plasticide on it and brush
to and fro. When you get good enough you can also try back and forth or, even, in and out. It all depends on your talents and your attitude. It helps also that you will kill them
at the Improv if you have a chimp wearing a star-spangled unitard and a green fright wig. Everybody loves that. Are you writing this down? Because I want a percentage when you
start raking in all that hallucinogenic drug money. I got a lot of hungry mouths to feed because I have sown my seed across every continent, even Antarctica. I have 4 penguin sons

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