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yes on earth that amazing place just like

  • yes on earth that amazing place just like hevean the place that i know am never reaching so why to bother and do good stuffs while i can be bad bad and have earth here on my side
  • was what Big Mouth's philosophy was. But Gargamel decided not to contradict Big Mouth. Instead he tried the socratic method. Questions. He asked Big Mouth if
  • he would audition for Crest Whitening toothpaste. Big Mouth considered this an insult as he had always preferred Colgate. However Listerine was advertising a position for a new
  • industrial saboteur. "Scope. It's P&G we're after." Big Mouth nodded. "It's done differently these days. Used to be you'd set a fire in a factory. Now it's all digital. Tell me,
  • does 'espionage' have a J in it?" Spinach Chin thwapped Big Mouth upside the head, then continued writing bogus texts to unsuspecting, slavering Apple drones. Digital crime was the
  • Way to make extra cash these days. You held your nose and did it. Period. No one learned spelling like in the last century, when schools were better. It was bear mush now, my mum
  • watched telly and mushed bears across the arctic tundra to get to a one igloo school house and learn how to spell in inuit.Once she arrived late and had to write with a whale tooth
  • (that was still attached to the whale) 'I will not be a tardy eskimo" 100 times in the snow. After she got out of the hospital she was never late to school again. She grew up to
  • Yodel at Trump's Inauguration proudly wearing the dark hood and cape of The Holy Vehm. She yodeled at the top of lungs because no longer must The Holy Vehm live in the shadows.
  • But her happiness was short lived. At the climax of the inauguration, Hillary Clinton stepped up to face Trump, gun in hand. And the yodeller yodelled no more, taking Tump's bullet
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2011-12-09 08:16:58
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2016-12-05 08:42:10

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 05 2016 @ 13:01

    'Tis nobel to yodel.
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    SlimWhitman Dec 05 2016 @ 13:02

    I like the image of the tough Eskimo mama mushing bears.

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