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So, I was just accused of cyber bullying,

  • So, I was just accused of cyber bullying, but I think it was justified and not yet to the level of a hate crime.
  • & here I thought it was just an after school special, but no, now I'm living it. Ive seen these specials, and I always like the ones with the cast of Saved By The Bell as the adult
  • protagonist. Who doesn't love a good story starring Jessie Spano as a horrendous slut or Lisa Turtle as a coked out whore. Really, does it get any better well, only if Blossom
  • was syndicated. Blossom was an awesome show. Almost as good as Salute My Shorts and they sweet cartoon Camp Candy.
  • I took another sidelong look at this weirdo sitting next to me on the bus. Was he a pedophile or something? I started to get up to change seats when I felt his hand grab the back o
  • f my shirt. He pulled me right into his face & said "The British are coming." I was freaked out & shook him off. "Get off me!" I said and lurched into another row of seats. The bus
  • careered round a corner and I saw them - the British in a red doubledecker bus full of jam. I smashed the back window with my elm staff and hexed their driver. Their bus exploded
  • in a shower of brown gravy and petunias, covering passersby. All of a sudden the French rounded the corner in what I assumed was a mime touring car. Gripping tight my staff, I
  • waved it giving the appearance of a wall. The touri crashed into the invisible barrier sending bagettes, berets, and striped shirts everywhere. A magus hates mimes.
  • Though to be fair, it's more of a rivalry. Mime School is right beside the School of Sorcery. You should catch one of their football games sometime.

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