She rose from the sand and walked towards

She rose from the sand and walked towards the Atlantic Ocean while the man with olive skin watched her.Her rosy skin and his dark hue created a beatiful contrast.She looked back at
at him over her shoulder, intending to deliver her best "come hither" look. But he was not watching her anymore. No, his eyes were fixed on another rosy-skinned sun-worshipper.
She walked to the altar, knife in hand, and pulling the other woman aside she plunged it deep into her chest. That "come hither" look faded quickly as her heart was sacrificed for
hard rock that really rocks." Boom. Fire Balls shoot up the sides of the stage. Tim here, goes out on a floating platform, playing the drums over the crowd. We shoot a dragon in
in the tail - wait, where did that come from? - and Tim goes on banging out his drum solo. Lucy's standing in the air above the center of the crowd with her electric guitar.
Anyway, basically it was a great show. Fancy a game of naked chess?" "Er, sure, what is it?" "Well it's similar to normal chess but
all the chess pieces are naked." "Aren't chess pieces usually naked?" "Well yes, but these are LIVE chess pieces! Arranged on a giant chessboard for our amusement." I wanted to ask
if it had been expensive to build the board and pay these naked people to stand there and pretend to be a part of a chess game, but decided that perhaps it was better to just talk
to my attorney about a possible defamation-of-character lawsuit. In a matter of days, charges had been filed and I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire, profiting from the
lawsuits I filed and won. It was amazing, and I lived well and sued everyone for the rest of my life.

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