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"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"

  • "WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"
  • She shouted as she exited the bathroom and ran into my room. Her hair was still wet and her towel half on. I smiled. "surprise!" I grinned.
  • And threw on the lights. Grandma's surprise party. But she was naked. And there was the showercap. Mr. Nuttlesbaum what are you doing here? And Mrs. Nuttlesbaum why is Grannie's
  • -- Someone put a hand over her grandchild's mouth. There were too many disturbing, queasy questions about naked granny at her surprise party to let one be spoken. The Nuttlesbaums
  • regretted encouraging Granny to take the part-time job at the bakery.Between her dementia, her sex addiction & a past career as a stripper, something like this was bound to happen.
  • Perhaps they should have realized it when Granny tried to pop out of the Mayor's birthday cake after she baked it, but they told themselves it was a fluke. Now they had this mess t
  • o clean up. Red Velvet and Granny parts were strewn all over basement. I tried to find the case of Sham-Wows that I bought after watching TV one night, but all I could find were
  • Slap Chops, a magic bullet and Oxiclean. After fueling up on a protein shake, I had enough energy to use the oxiclean to clean up the Red Velvet and Granny parts in the basement.
  • The attic, however, was a completely different story, as it continued to be filled with the gruesome remains of dead squirrels, wolf guts and, of course, Granny's favorite,
  • jars full of the souls of the innocent. Those gave the gruesome remains of dead squirrels a nice smokey flavor, which granny adored.

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