I don't like to criticize children to their

I don't like to criticize children to their face because basically I don't want to be accused of sabotaging anyone's "self-esteem" but some kids are
from hell! I know...I used to be a kid,and I remember being among other kids I used to feel like they were on a plot to kill me.Now I feel like killing them instead.They are devils
in disguise: imps as adolescent humans: potential world-destroyers stored in rolling eyes, apathetic stances. It's amazing anyone ever lives through the unmanageable morphing from
late patina to wild gold leotards. Who knew that under this big top, the fate of the world hung like elephants on a highwire. Loki was waiting patiently for the next act -
a poetic speech by his archenemy Thor. Meanwhile, the elephants where complaining that the highwire was cutting into their feet and could they please come down. 'Shut up, the fate
of the Grand Finale depends on you, you overgrown warthogs!' That was the last straw. The elephants looked at each other, locked trunks, and began to swing back and forth on the hi
ndenburg. The stage hands ran for cover. The audience on the giant airship realized that this was not part of the show. The raging elephants
began stomping on the closest onlookers, their cries barely escaping their lips before being crushed to death. The elephants rampage what only just begun, as they gained sentience
and realized they were nude. What a horrible situation for these pachyderms! As everyone knows they are among the most distinguished species to ever exist in the universe!
With his wide eyes and their skin green, there was no way not to get nude in front of such horror. AHHHHH! - they cried! - Ahn?Ahn? He woke up. That a just a dream...

Started: 2011-06-23 20:30:07
Finished: 2012-08-08 07:07:55

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