Omar Kropotkin sipped his overpriced cup
- Omar Kropotkin sipped his overpriced cup of recarbonized coffee-bean sauce, musing upon the phenomena of words and letters and happenstance, when Gloria Crouton invited herself to
- The shindig that fractured her right shin and nearly killed her.
- Thinking about the shindig and what it costed her sent her into a major panic attack
- , "I can hold it together... I can!" she said as the tears welled in her eyes.
- The pot of lasagna that she held in her hands had just so many onions, their was absolutely no way that she could keep from crying. But it tasted so good.
- It wasn't the first time and wouldn't be the last when she'd savored an uncomfortable sensation. She lifted the hot spoon to her lips and slurped deeply. Mm. Onions. Pasta
- , overcooked pasta, excess salt,grislte, she savored the sensation of the still rough gristle rolling on her tongue, & sucked sharply. The sound grated her ears so she repeated it
- until it didn't. Then she began concentrating on being conscious of the digestive process from the inside. She felt the enzymes in her saliva do their work as the first step of bre
- -aking down her meal into more manageable elements. Then she swallowed and felt it settle comfortably in her stomach. Moments later her stomach began to rumble. The sound was
- hed over the city & precipitated a cataclysmic trembling that saw every edifice collapse & crumble. An entire culture perished 1,2,3. Alka Seltzer- your civilazation depends on it!
- Started
- 2016-02-06 14:45:00
- Finished
- 2018-02-13 17:13:29
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IceSquad Feb 13 2018 @ 17:18
Superbowl commercial.
IceSquad Feb 13 2018 @ 17:21
Except for the misspelling, of course.
SlimWhitman Feb 14 2018 @ 02:12
You meant Supperbowel commercial?
IceSquad Feb 14 2018 @ 03:25
I meant that only a southerner would pronounce it "civilazed".