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The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was

  • The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.
  • Those silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly ninnies!
  • They are always always always always always always, yes always laughing their silly ninny heads off. One would think that Miss North would put a stop to it. She whispered to her
  • minion entourage, "Liquefy them." Miss North did not suffer fools gladly. She turned on her heel, her black cape billowing behind. "Please please please please WAIT!" cried Billy.
  • Their pleas went unanswered. Ms. North's head minion, Zeter, sucked up the fluid remains of Billy and his comrades with a 60-gallon Shop-Vac. "Fix me a cocktail," she instructed
  • The butler, played by Nadine the Robot. "What would you like in It?', she asked the Queen of Hearts. Zeter handed Nadine the perfect recipe for plausible deniability, which
  • wasn't really so plausible after all.
  • But then again, if a three-foot tall sewer toad could break into the city bank using only so much as a toothbrush, then anything was plausible.
  • The plausible 3 foot tall magic toad ignored the money in the vault and instead got its tongue stuck on the flypaper that hung by the teller's station. He was unable to speak
  • As it so happens, there is a new superhero in Central City today, Toadyman. He had heard the Magic Toad's struggle and broke into the vault and saved all the money & took a vacay.
Started
2013-08-26 12:08:47
Finished
2016-10-10 19:57:00

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